Hi, I'm Joey. I'm a bipolar, ADHD and formerly cocaine-addicted ex-hooker. Plus I'm also a very nice person who takes exceptionally good care of his dogs. I've spent countless hours researching topics of interest related to canine health and nutrition and I'd like to share what I've learned. 

I started this dog blog a year ago because I want to help other dog owners to do the best they can to support their four legged loved ones. Unfortunately, I didn't have the stamina to keep it up as I tackled the project from the perspective of a Content Marketing professional (my job for 15 years). It is a real drag to write content that has "good SEO value" so the Google machine can recognise it - what a total crock of utter useless bullshit that is.

 

What I was creating had value but writing and formatting for non sentient algorithms to recognise this really sucked all the joy out of it. I gave up no sooner than I had started. I nonetheless continued monologuing in essays at friends on WhatsApp, sharing knowledge of the things I have learned as this is my passion.

​

Now I'm approaching things differently - I'm just going to write as I would to an audience of one, and say what I have to say publicly in case it is of use to someone out there.

 

The core focus of this blog going forward will be nutrition, health and longevity as it relates to our four legged friends. I'm not going to fuck about doing all the twiddly fiddly bollocks. If people think it has value, they'll share it. If they don't then fuck 'em!